{"product_id":"varusteleka-social-distancing-morale-patch","title":"Varusteleka Social Distancing Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eSocial distancing is what we Finns like to call frighteningly intimate interaction. We heard that it is as fashionable as another Finnish thing called \"kalsarikännit\", getting drunk in your underwear. So, of course, we made a patch for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet your patch now and bugger off as far from others as possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize 72 x 82 mm (2.85\" x 3.25\"). With hook backing to slap on your Velcro base.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in China.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Varusteleka","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51827244958035,"sku":"64222","price":4.0,"currency_code":"CHF","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/1952\/9555\/files\/472415ebead84badbe.jpg?v=1781167760","url":"https:\/\/varustilika.com\/en-ch\/products\/varusteleka-social-distancing-morale-patch","provider":"Varusteleka","version":"1.0","type":"link"}