{"title":"Forgotten Weapons Patches","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"forgotten-weapons-best-korea-propaganda-morale-patch","title":"Forgotten Weapons Best Korea Propaganda Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe glorious Leader of the Best Korea has many nasty Globalist enemies and needs tremendous weapons to defend his people. This beautiful morale patch proves that he has billions and billions of rounds of ammo to deal with all of them. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat’s this all about?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis Forgotten Weapons morale patch features the North Korean leader holding the Type 88 assault rifle with a helical drum magazine. Like most Communist countries, North Korea manufactures its own versions of Russian assault rifles: the Type 58 (AK-47), Type 68 (AKM), and the latest Type 88, which is a copy of the AK-74. Type 88 is usually seen with 30-round mags. However, from 2010 onward, they have also been photographed with a peculiar helical magazine. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese helical magazines are estimated to carry between 100 and 150 rounds. More firepower is always better, at least in theory. However, the complexity of these magazines may make them more prone to malfunctions and misfires. And they are certainly heavy. This kind of 100-round magazine probably weighs something like 2 kg (4.5 lbs).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOf course, there is also the North Korean propaganda factor to consider. Does the magazine even work, or is it just a few beer cans taped together? That remains a mystery.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSize c. 80 x 70 mm (3.15\" x 2.75\") Hook backing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eVideo material\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you wonder whether there is a story behind this, you're right. 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Now he has visited the Falkland Islands and encountered penguins! After a grueling \u003ci\u003eyomp\u003c\/i\u003e retracing the footsteps of 45 Commando, it was only natural to commemorate the event with brutal penguin patches and T-shirts. Get yours now!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe morale patch is sized about 2\" x 2.8\" \/ 50 x 70 mm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"\/en\/products\/forgotten-weapons-penguin-brutality-t-shirt\"\u003eThe T-shirt\u003c\/a\u003e is made from eco-friendly recycled cotton and polyester, made by Pure Waste Textiles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Penguins can’t fly and neither could 45 Commando – so load your ruck, put on your shitty DMS boots, and get \u003cb\u003eyomping!\u003c\/b\u003e\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e– Ian McCollum\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat’s the story?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDuring the Falklands War in 1982, the 45 Commando Royal Marines undertook a tough 56-mile (90 km) march over three days, carrying 80-pound (36 kg) rucks across the rugged terrain of East Falkland to take part in the battle for the capital, Port Stanley.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn late 2024, Ian McCollum with his companions Jari Laine and Les Winner completed a similar march – although peacefully and without any combat operations (as far as we know).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lXcgrwaQTtU?si=H4qnhRj0d9j1rGRM\" title=\"YouTube video player\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Forgotten Weapons","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51826114756947,"sku":"81697","price":4.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/1952\/9555\/files\/forgotten-weapons-penguin-brutality-morale-patch-067695256b86f0.jpg?v=1782296019"},{"product_id":"forgotten-weapons-royal-air-service-elbonia-morale-patch","title":"Forgotten Weapons Royal Air Service Elbonia Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe stunning morale patch of the famous Elbonian special forces unit. Equally legendary as SAS but for different reasons.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe size is c. 70 x 95 mm (2.75\" x 3.75\").The shape is such that it’s impossible to provide engineer-friendly dimensions. Sorry for that.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSome possibly enlightening video material\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn case you aren’t yet a true Gun Jesus disciple, this product may confuse you. Watch this video and let there be light!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/3b7lE0ET_Yg?si=dJqPbVZ9zZUKdiEY\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e","brand":"Forgotten Weapons","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51826218959187,"sku":"78751","price":6.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/1952\/9555\/files\/forgotten_weapons_elbonian_air_service_morale_patch-0666ff6b054557.jpg?v=1782296203"},{"product_id":"forgotten-weapons-puffin-brutality-morale-patch","title":"Forgotten Weapons Puffin Brutality Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat happens when you combine the Land of Ice and Fire with the Land of Sauna and Sisu? Puffin Brutality! Ian McCollum and Jackson Crawford have spent some time in both Iceland and Finland – this morale patch is one of the side effects.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIn their own words\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"We don’t know if it was the result of too much running or too much Long Drink, but this adorable puffin with his fake Viking horns came from two YouTubers locked in a room at Finnish Brutality this year. So, Puffin Brutality? Rumor has it there will be a glíma stage, a hákarl stage, and a midnight aurora borealis stage. Bring your magnifier and your paleography skills – the terrorists have taken some real medieval codices hostage, but you have to shoot the forgeries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs it real or just a fever dream? We don’t know – but who can say no to that little bird?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BBtXqNY9A1A\" title=\"YouTube video player\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eInformation\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePatch diameter 78 mm (3.1\").\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in China.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Forgotten Weapons","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51826481299795,"sku":"73688","price":4.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/1952\/9555\/files\/57078637642a848320.jpg?v=1782296501"},{"product_id":"forgotten-weapons-logo-morale-patch","title":"Forgotten Weapons Logo Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eA subdued patch with the Forgotten Weapons logo. Carrying this talisman increases your credibility as an expert in technical firearm history matters at least five hundred percent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUS standard flag patch size: 77 x 47 mm (3\" x 1.85\").\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade in China.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Forgotten Weapons","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51826507546963,"sku":"72504","price":4.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0962\/1952\/9555\/files\/5585562f3ba24c6562.jpg?v=1782296574"},{"product_id":"forgotten-weapons-only-dropped-once-morale-patch","title":"Forgotten Weapons Only Dropped Once Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eTired of those inane French surrender jokes? 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