The Kremlins make sure that window washing is an extreme sport for the oligarchs of our unfriendly neighboring country. A neonaivistic vision of the billionaire-reducing byproduct of the pre-apocalyptic imperialism. You gotta watch out, 'cuz they plant Kremlins in your machinery, too!

"How come a cute little guy like this can turn into a thousand ugly monsters?"

The color of the shirt symbolizes the open sky above a Siberian gulag on a particularly pretty summer day.

Manufacturer Pure Waste Textiles

The manufacturer is Pure Waste Textiles, based in Helsinki, Finland. These shirts are made in Tiruppur, India, from recycled materials. This saves, for example, 99% of the water needed to grow new cotton. Additionally, carbon dioxide emissions are about 50% lower when recycled materials are used.

Deliveries: We ship to UK with UPS, Posti and DHL. Shipping costs starting from £5.99. Unless the order is shipped with DDP incoterm, UK orders may be subject to import duties, taxes, and fees imposed by your country’s customs office. These charges are the customer’s responsibility.

Returns: 100-day return window. You'll need to cover the return postage yourself. Some items (food, opened hygiene products, made-to-order/personalised items) can't be returned.

Read our shipping policy here and our return policy here.