The Kremlins make sure that window washing is an extreme sport for the oligarchs of our unfriendly neighboring country. A neonaivistic vision of the billionaire-reducing byproduct of the pre-apocalyptic imperialism. You gotta watch out, 'cuz they plant Kremlins in your machinery, too!

"How come a cute little guy like this can turn into a thousand ugly monsters?"

The color of the shirt symbolizes the open sky above a Siberian gulag on a particularly pretty summer day.

Manufacturer Pure Waste Textiles

The manufacturer is Pure Waste Textiles, based in Helsinki, Finland. These shirts are made in Tiruppur, India, from recycled materials. This saves, for example, 99% of the water needed to grow new cotton. Additionally, carbon dioxide emissions are about 50% lower when recycled materials are used.

Deliveries: US orders are shipped directly from our US warehouse. Shipping through USPS, starting from $9.99. Free shipping on orders over $150. No tariffs, no hassle.

Returns: 100-day return window. A return fee of $15.99 is deducted from your refund. Some items (food, opened hygiene products, made-to-order/personalised items) can't be returned.

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